About Me December 15, 2006
I was born on 5th December, 2006 at 8.49 pm in Frances Perry hospital, Carlton, which is in Melbourne.
I weighed 7lb 6oz, and measured 51cm.
My hobbies are sleeping, drinking and filling my nappy. I have lots of teddies, but haven’t picked a favourite yet.
Hey Eva,
Auntie Tara here. Well you don’t know me yet but one of these days we can hook up for some ‘disco’ dancing. Yer Dad, me and our pals were disco dazzlers in our day and what we don’t know about 80’s music is no-ones business. Sure you don’t give a tweenies or a teletubbies about that. Guess by the time you’re ready for all of those shenanigans you’ll be avoiding the oldies like…well ye know. Still I’ll be able to lend you some super cool clothes so that’ll be a treat.
Make sure you sleep nicely at night now for your mummy and daddy. No funny business during the night ok? They need their beauty sleep more than ever ye know.
Tell you what though. You really are a wee smasher and if you are ever looking for a hot Frenchman when you are 18 I’ll introduce you to Calum Munro Corre aged 20 and a half. He’ll be the sultry Gallic drummer in elctrock funk punk classical band called hot porridge and a hot property god with apartments in Paris, Edinburgh and London - quite a catch!?
Come see us in Paris very soon. Uncle Laurent wants to show you some ‘real’ culture (ha ha)
Loads of tender hugs and kisses wee darlin’
Auntie T xxxx